What if you could put a chip in a spoon?

I have no idea any more where this came from. I think it was my son during dinner one night when talking about chips and stuff.

What would one do if one could put a chip in a spoon?

Makes for great fun:

• A spoon that plays a song that you can only hear when it’s in your mouth
• A spoon that can send your health in the morning when you use it.
• A spoon that vibrates itself when it senses milk with unmixed chocolate syrup.
• A spoon that cools soup (via the Pelletier effect) or stays cool for when eating ice cream).
• A spoon that makes funny comments while you eat – great gag value for kids, especially when it unexpectedly cries out ‘Don’t bite me!’ or ‘Let me out!’ at odd moments when in your mouth.

Just bring tangential…